i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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when your friends do something cool without youimage

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how am i going to explain one direction to my children

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I want to throw up

I want to make out with you

I want to slam my head into the pavement

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